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Showing posts with label Abraham Lincoln. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abraham Lincoln. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 12, 2022


Lincoln Slips Into Something More Comfortable

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Inspired by Marjorie Taylor Greene's defense of the 
Capitol Hill Insurrection, lawyers for John Wilkes Booth 
could have argued that he only assassinated Abraham Lincoln
 'one time'.

Tuesday, January 04, 2022

PBR's VP of marketing said: "We apologize about 
the language and content of our recent tweets.  The
 tweets in question were written in poor judgment by 
one of our associates."  When Hipster Lincoln read 
such unidiomatic expressions as 'apologize about' and 
'written in poor judgment', he smiled enigmatically.

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

What Abraham Lincoln Wears When He 
Takes a Deep Dive into the Soul of 
Today's Republican Party

Saturday, January 30, 2021

"The political party that once nominated Abraham 
Lincoln isn't even a party anymore. It's a flash mob."

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

The Disappointment of the Emancipator

Friday, November 06, 2020

Now that Lincoln apparently won't have
to cope with Trump anymore, he can
focus his attention on zombies.

"Hey, Abe, you can come out now!"

Thursday, September 03, 2020

The Railsplitter Speaketh

Friday, August 28, 2020

Was Hurricane Laura, which toppled this Confederate
statue in Lake Charles, a Lincoln Loyalist?

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Abraham Lincoln Says He Will Wear His New 
Shirt, a Gift from George Conway, Until 
Kellyanne Conway Leaves the White House

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

In 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream.  In 2020,
America has a nightmare.
Dominating the Battlespace
The Desecration of Abraham Lincoln

Monday, May 04, 2020

As Abraham Lincoln might have said, "I always find the
best Trump quotes on the Internet."

Sunday, May 03, 2020

Trump Sez:  “They always said nobody got treated worse
 than Hard Drinkin' Lincoln. I believe I am treated worse.”

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Abraham Lincoln on Vacation in Florida
 Responds to Governor Ron DeSantis

Monday, December 23, 2019

"The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest 
the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it
 cometh, and whither it goeth."

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Honest Abe Said It Better

Saturday, November 30, 2019

 
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