But then I spy something - odd. What are these? Some kind of fungus to be sure. I think at first they might be 'stink horns', but no. Really different.
Maybe tiny cooling towers for itty bitty nuclear power plants? Dunno.
Are they around the ferns? I check the other clump of Japanese painted and yep! More morels. I count 4 right now (and the twin towers).
Now I KNOW they are morels. They look like morels. They are the same as ones I find on the web. Where did they come from? Why here? Why now?
And why am I too darn chicken to pick them to eat? What would you do? LOL
Bottom line - bigfoot here is keeping out of the beds and watching from the sidelines from now on!