HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! Detailed instructions on how to prevent and/or provoke a fatal bear attack. (Much more of this sort of thing is available at the book site.)
ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPAKE: An english-language instructional video for Maltese immigrants, written by and starring Mykle as “Immigrant A”, and featuring Seamus Campbell in the poignant role of “Immigrant B”.
SLOWLY, LANGUOROUSLY: Live record of a special reading on a hot day in St. Johns, at the first annual NO.Fest.
DO YOU COPY?: A silly feature-length film about the fantasy lives of copy shop employees, co-starring Mykle Hansen in the role of Helmut the Hitman. This is the second film in the Gracies Somewhat Rapid Movies trilogy, in which a group of Portland weirdos explored techniques of organization toward individual and shared cinematic goals, usually over a weekend. (The entire trilogy and its philosophies are explained in the ‘zine Godzilla Vs. Gracies.)
ART SHANTY PROJECTS
Documentation of the on-ice activites in 2012:
CHAD CHATS
… generated a profound amount of deeply light comedy …
On the other end of the professional cinematic spectrum, I was a script-polisher for Coraline, the fantastic stop-motion feature film from Laika Entertainment. See if you can guess which lines were mine!