Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified ♥♥♥♥♥ privileged ♥♥♥♥ slave owner terrorist lesbian.

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Dear Rico,

We, the concerned citizens of your pancreas, teeth enamel, and sleep schedule, have gathered here today to address a crisis of bubbly proportions.

You’ve had 12 Diet Cokes today.
T-W-E-L-V-E.
At this point, your bloodstream is probably 87% aspartame and 13% caffeine.

We love you. But the vending machine doesn’t. It’s tired.
The fridge is empty. The recycling bin is begging for mercy.
And your kidneys just texted us: “Help.”

This isn’t an attack — it’s an effervescent cry for balance.

Let’s aim for… 3 Diet Cokes tomorrow. Maybe 4. Okay fine 5.
But only if you drink a glass of water in between each one.

With love (and hydration),
The Beverage Accountability Council 🥤💧

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