Global Gameplay Stats

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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66.0%

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
53.4%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
51.4%

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
49.7%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
48.7%

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
48.1%

Breaking The Mold

45.8%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
42.4%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
40.6%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
40.1%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
39.2%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
38.3%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
37.4%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
37.4%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
35.6%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
35.3%

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
32.0%

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
31.9%

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
24.4%

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
24.2%

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
23.6%

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
15.7%

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
14.4%

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
14.4%

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant