Too the fullest

Steven King meets Steve Reis' beard (from Does it Doom? yt channel)

Enjoy your apartment my dude!!

Oh yeah, you do look like you just wrote the Crime and Punishment.

Rabbi Rama

Yeah, you'll fit right in on the textbook margin, with a drawn ♥♥♥♥ and an eyepatch

I allow all forms of cringe in my domain!

A cat would definitely go with the beard. I'd throw in a poor/oppressed Russian writer/philosopher pun, but that would be cringe worthy.

'It aint much but it's honest work' -look.

Okay, I don't really think that. We probably won't learn a thing.

I could technically call my place an ark after I adopt a cat. I'm just waiting for the cat distribution system to twist my hand. Then it's on. What is a man without a cat? We don't need anyone else on the ark. Just a man and a cat - to never multiply and, ultimately, set sail into oblivion together. Where I and my cat shall learn how to travel through time.