nice but kept trying to drug me to harvest my organs, was a little weird

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

This may or may not be a sex ad. It’s not important. What is important is that I need a young man, between 18 and 29, to get over here and play killer7 on my GameCube, because it’s brilliant, and because no ♥♥♥♥ he ever sucks or strokes or receives will ever be as important as experiencing killer7. You must be at least 18 because killer7 is an M-rated game featuring extreme violence and adult themes.

All those naked pictures of me are because I may or may not be naked during this. You are not here for me. You are here to play killer7, and only to play killer7, and you must not let me distract you from killer7. It’s a singleplayer game so I will not be playing it with you. I might watch you. I might rub you. I might blow you. I might take a shower with the door open. I might fall asleep. I might play a different videogame or read a book. I might leave my apartment and go somewhere to eat. Don’t expect anything out of this other than to be amazed by killer7.

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ? ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴏᴛʜᴇʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ꜱᴛᴇᴀᴍ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪᴛꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ.

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𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 August 6th, 2025 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. August 6th, 2025! 🎮🎄🚀