Recent reviews by Wibrr

8c sucks but the rest of the game is fire

I am a CATGIRL and I am ZOOMIN'

9/10 would recommend

some of the levels are incredibly frustrating to get plat medals on

this game is more addicting than actual gambling

if you are skeptical about buying it, believe me, I was too. then I bought it on 15% sale and I wish I had paid full price for it.
if you have the money for it, buy it.
if its on sale, buy it.
if its not on sale, buy it.
if you dont have the money for it, sell your kidney and/or first born child and buy it.

BUY. THIS. GAME.

Edit: this is glorified gambling
Edit #2: I have 135 hours as I am writing this and this game is literally crack (especially on plasma deck). The numbers get so high that the game starts using scientific notation (number * 10^exponent which is also denoted as (number)e(exponent)) when the scores get too high. It is so addicting that one day I actually forgot to eat food and after the 10 hour balatro streak was over I was so dehydrated and malnourished I had lost weight

this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing

♥♥♥♥ game
♥♥♥♥ devs
♥♥♥♥ company

just go play tf2 instead
its free and its 100% better
no p2w mechanics
no greedy companies begging for your wallet with FOMO practices
just ♥♥♥♥ game overall

its cool with friends i guess

is this a good skin?

not really

can you jack off to it?

absolutely

its fun with friends that cant drive

its fun with friends :)

basically if doom, quake and some retro game had a threesome and this was the baby

buy this game if you can
if you cant buy this game, wait until it goes on sale, then buy this game
buy this game