😳 IT'S COCKTOBER 🎃
IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥ SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN 👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!!

MORNIN BORTHER
THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES

You’re at Magfest. Outside smoking a cigarette. This guy walks up, blows the fattest vape cloud you’ve ever seen and says “hey, you know vaping is so much better” he pulls out a flask and says “it’s fireball and mead, you want some?” You politely decline and continue smoking your cigarette, not saying a word. He continues “so yeah, my names Sephisourous, I’m a daddy dom, I decided to let my kitten out on here own today. I’m just chillin. Might hit up the smash bros tournament later if my signs say it’s right. Are you on FetLife?”

Story time sisters 💅👠💄so basically I was in class👺 listening to billie eilish👽👾😻 and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud😳😳 so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it💃💃💃 and they were like slayyyyy sisterrr 😜😫and i was gonna say something back 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️when a boy💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ approached me and said “uh billie eilish is so cringe🤢why don’t you listed to xxtentacion😳?” and i was SHOOK😡😡 and completely flipped the F OUT😡😡i said “🤬🤬you dumb ignorant MALE bill elliot saved my life🙏🤲 i was cutting myself🗡 for my DEPRESSION 🖕since daddy didn’t get me tickets to coachella 😭😭and a pentagram🔥 formed on the ground😳😳😳 and billie rose up from😍🤗 it and she said “put your faith in allah🕋 for he is the most merciful ”

*** URGENT ATTENTION ***
NEW STEAM SCAM WARNING
INTERNATIONAL CRIME SYNDICATE INVOLVED.
A group of Swedish super models working in pairs pose as technicians offering to repair your computer in your homes. One takes you into a room, ties you up and performs oral on you while the other uses your computer to steal steam login credentials.
So far I have been scammed 82 times this week.

BE CAREFUL!!!!

HEY THERE PAL ITS JIM AGAIN

I DON"T KNOW HOW TO TELL YA THIS BUT STARIN" AT THAT SCREEN ALL DAY AINT GONNA HELP YA NONE YOU SHOULD GO OUT SIDE AND WORK ON EMGINES LIKE ME AND MY POPS DID ON THE GOOD OLD CHEBY BEL AIR,,,,,,

BY THE WAY MY DIGESTION ISSUES HAVEN"T GOTTEN ANY BETTER AND THE WIFE IS PISSED,,,, DO YOU KNOW ANY REMEDIES/////

HOPE YOU AND BARBS AREE DOIN" GOOD1

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