indian dog LMAO

are you ok? newbie?

A single sperm cell has 37.5 megabytes of data, 1 millilitre of sperm contain contains 100 million cells. Considering the average ejaculation is about 2.25 millilitres of sperm and takes 5 seconds, the average bandwidth of a human penis is 1678 TB

I know what you’re thinking… that’s a lot of information to swallow.

-Rep stole my dogs virginity

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hi, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio