Ride it, slide it, bite it, get inside it. Come on touch my body, I know that you like it, you can’t hide it. Harder, bigger, faster, longer, thicker — come on touch my body, I can see you gettin’ excited.

Treat me like a s***, little dirty b****, I love to f***. Treat me like a s***, little dirty b****, I love to f***.

I wanna go harder, I wanna c** faster, I wanna last longer, I wanna ride.

Ride it, slide it, bite it, get inside it. Come on touch my body. Harder, bigger, faster, longer, thicker — I can see you gettin’ excited.

Treat me like a s***, little dirty b****, I love to f***. F*** harder, f*** faster. Treat me like a s***, little dirty b****, I love to f***.

Loving you is like being a magnet near a fridge—I just can’t resist! You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and honestly, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. Every time I see you, I feel like a broken pencil—completely pointless without you. Are you made of sugar? Because every time you're around, life gets way too sweet. I must be a snowman, because I melt every time you smile. In conclusion: you’re my favorite notification, my favorite snack, and my favorite reason to use all these cheesy lines.

no way HAHAHAHAH

fog drun

smash

+rep good at sniping