Hey Dylan, I have never met someone so woke in my life.

Hey Dylan, I shat myself

Hey Dylan, I shat myself in the back of your whip

Hey Dylan, I shat myself in the back of your whip did you clean it yet? Tryna make a skid mark

📍 Tel Aviv, Israel

Doctor Who rap (OC)

He’s the eldest of the bunch You know him well He’s finally back To time travell! His TARDIS adventures go to real life places If he sees ya? You’re historical faces! He’s older, foggier, and a grandfather too! He’s the first Doctor of the Doctor Who Huh DW! Doctor Who! DW! He’s saving you! This Doc’s got style, so listen up dudes! He’s got baggy pants, to suit his flute! He’s crafty and charming when he needs to be He can defend the base, and thwart baddies! If you choose him, you’ll not choose wrong With a Creag an tuire! He’s one cool Doc Huh! DW! Doctor Who! DW! He’s saving you! He has style. He has grace. This Doc has a fancy cape! He can stay on the Earth, when he needs to And head back to space, just for you! Drive himself! Around with a car This kindly Doc will get you far HUH DW! Doctor Who! DW! He’s saving you! (Yes I’m making a joke on the DK Rap with Doctor Who. I mean both Doctor Who and Donkey Kong are British!)