After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rocket league splitscreen party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Դու ինձ կանչում ես իմ անցքից, որտեղ ես սողացել եմ, որ մեռնեմ: Դու ինձ փչացնում ես այդ մեղմ գրկախառնությամբ։ Այդ սառը ներումը։ Եվ դու ինձ դրեցիր այստեղ: Ինչի համար? Տառապել։ Ձեր ոտքերի մոտ: ես քեզ հայհոյում եմ։ ես քեզհայհոյում եմ

Don’t ever try to Fanum Tax me dude,
you don’t know what the f*ck I’ve been through.
But I know something about you,
he went to Backrooms, that’s a Beta school
what’s the matter Unc you embarrassed?
this guy’s a Rizzler? his real name’s Clarence
and Clarence don’t know who Lives In Paris
and Clarence’s parents have a Goofy Ahh marriage
this guy don’t wanna battle, he’s Cooked,
cause aint no such thing as Bing Chilling crooks,
he’s Rizzed to death, he’s scared to Goon
in his f*ckin yearbook, ♥♥♥♥ the Backrooms

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Rocket League
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Mechanics
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Brain
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Diagnosis
⠀└⠀✅Down Syndrome
⠀└⠀✅ADHD
⠀└⠀✅Autism
⠀└⠀✅Clinically Disabled
L ✅Kids in his basement

If Spoodz has a million fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if Spoodz has ten fans i am one of them. if Spoodz have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if Spoodz has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the Spoodz, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love Spoodz.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of Spoodz 🤓🌹. Spoodz IS THE Best player & Smart In the world!!! <3 🤠

please stop flirting in my comments >.<