I heard from the TV that this game lets the player invite girls in for "hot coffee" to participate in sex acts. This is unacceptable and a menace to our children, especially in a game that allows the player to do otherwise wholesome things such as murder people, carjack, run a gang, deal drugs, work for mob bosses, kill police officers and pretty much turn entire cities into warzones.

Why do we allow this sort of filth? I don't really know how this "review" thing works, so I think I'm doing the right thing in thumbing it up to indicate that I agree with other parents that it should be banned. Anyway, I'm going back to my TV to watch our brave heroes save the world from brown terrorist children.

PS Use the -d12 launch option / command line argument for increased performance. PCMR.

heavy breathing

edit: CRAP I PLAYED IT BY MISTAKE!!111
Oh well, 666.9 hours is funny because 69.