There's a secret people don't tell you about. No one wants to talk about it because it shatters the delicate illusion of safety. The truth is that we're getting our asses ♥♥♥♥♥♥ every night, and it even looks like we're consenting to it. We spend our whole lives worrying about locked doors, security cameras, and creepy guys in dark alleys, completely blind to the fact that the real predators can't even be seen. Yes, that's right. Every time you lie on your bed, you're getting your ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by a male ghost. You don't believe me? Then why do you think a mattress is called a mattress? That's because there are two Matthews living inside of it. Yes, that's right. You lie slightly to your left, and the slankier Matthew gets to work, you lie slightly to your right, and the beefier Matthew clocks in for his shift. There's no escaping it. If you don't believe me, then put your hand on the mattress, and you will feel the mattress breathing right where your ass is.

EURIKA!@!! im intrested!

bro never answered, fakecel

so you do like cunny?

You dont know what im a phobe of

my culture isnt your costume, cunnyphobe