We have performed upon you the first of its kind: Going Into Games Technology. using our patented GiGS2S (Going Into Games Screen To Skull Transfer) system, you will play games and live inside of them, forever. the maze brought directly to your brain-housing system, inseparable from reality; inescapable. you will fight monsters and beasts numbering anywhere from tens to thousands of various colors (red, blue, green, yellow, orange, black, etc) without leaving your bed. you will collect millions of possible randomly generated loot variations of the standard rarities (grey, white, green, blue, purple, orange, special guest starring a new unique red rarity). this is no longer a game, it is a lifestyle. your lifestyle.

Welcome to Life, Evolved.

DISCLAIMER: any usage of this product allegedly leading to an imbalanced psyche or loss of life is strictly your responsibility and The Developers claim no responsibility.

shthole player from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country, go hang yourself you fat ngr

Why are you mad about me smurfing.
I wasn't even trying.

I'm here to teach my friend how to play the game.

Just get better if you're pissed by smurfs

you said that ryu was inspirational?

They try to send for me, take my piss gallon see
I don't use a toilet, said
I piss in my gallon like eh-vuh-ry dayyyyyyyyyy
I don't use toilets, I just send my piss up in that toiletttt
Do-do, I don't piss in a feckin' commode
They be like noooooobody
Pissin in a bottle
'Body pissin in a bottle
I'm like
It's more sanitaryyy so I piss in a bottleee....