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Dragon sauce

Dragon sperm is slightly warmer than human sperm, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again.

# Do not put your penis in a blender 

The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or sexy, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.

One: you lose your penis

Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.

Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital

Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

In order to be born...

In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body.