Wowwww www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that's called a fetish, not "quirky" or "cute". What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing "cat ears" in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset is gonna lead you?

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⢸⢌⠢⣁⠊⠄⢿⠀⠀Adopted. Owned. ⢀⠿⠀⢒⠈⢆⡌⠃
⢸⡌⠲⢄⠣⡈⠌⢷⡄⠀ ⠀ Mine.⠀ ⠀⣠⡞⠃⡈⢆⠩⢆⡜⡁
⢸⡜⡱⢊⠴⡁⢆⠠⢉⠳⢤ FOREVER ⣀⠴⢊⠡⠀⢆⠱⣈⠇⡎⡴⡁
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when that phone ring, i hang up

when that chicken wing, i pick up.

I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud

Playing League all day until the sun comes up

I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud

Why would I get a job when I could live with my mom?

I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud

I got nothing to do, so I goon to futa

I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud

I can't see my own meat, fill my stomach with treats

I'm a chud, yes, it's true

I mod Discord and mod Reddit too

I'm a chud, don't you forget it

Mess with my kitten and I'm going to Reddit

Oh, I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud

Oh, I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud

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