If you want to be happy for a day - drink
If you want to be happy for a year - marry
If you want to be happy for a lifetime - ride a motorcycle.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window :)

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.