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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2025 @ 2:57pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2025 @ 3:20pm

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2025 @ 8:37pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2025 @ 8:09am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 10:42am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 10:58am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 11:20am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 7:01pm

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2025 @ 1:25pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 7:17pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 8:19pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 8:54pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2025 @ 7:45pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2025 @ 8:05pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2025 @ 6:59pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2025 @ 8:56pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2025 @ 1:15pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2025 @ 1:10pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2025 @ 9:37pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2025 @ 10:13pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2025 @ 10:12pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2025 @ 8:29pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2025 @ 8:36pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 7:06pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 7:53pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2025 @ 7:15pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 7:26pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2025 @ 7:48pm

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2025 @ 11:01am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2025 @ 7:30pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2025 @ 7:49pm

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2025 @ 6:59pm