Good Trades ++rep

Sorry it's been a while, I'm terrible at communicating ;_; HI! Hope all is well with you, and just remmeber, you're awesome! Thanks for being my friend, and have a great day!

I am a 850 pound man who has fallen off his computer chair. I writing to you specifically because you seem the most adult of the group. I have ruptured a lung and will not live long. I can barely move. I knocked the keyboard off my computer desk and I can see the monitor. I have one last dying wish and that is to see your breasts, so I can fap one last time. I'm so sorry but its my dying wish. Please help, Im beginning to see the light.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.

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have you considered that maybe you are what's right with the world?