WARNING: INCOMING TRANSMISSION

Item #: SCP-6969
Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures:
Subject must remain within a high-speed fiber-optic network. Access to "Rainbow Six Siege" is mandatory; restriction triggers uncontrollable rage and physical destruction of nearby solid state storage devices. Personnel must maintain active "Friend" status to prevent containment failure.

Description:
SCP-6969 is a humanoid in a quantum state, often "vanishing" for months due to proximity with SCP-420 ("The University"). Separation from SCP-420 causes the subject to re-manifest to observers. The subject exhibits a biological fixation on immature specimens; proximity triggers an inflammatory response in a specialized organ, resulting in the discharge of an acidic white substance.

Director's Note:
Extreme caution advised during weaponization testing.

— John, Sector B Director
March 26, 2026

SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.

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