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Recent reviews by Darkeye

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2 people found this review helpful
31.0 hrs on record
I just love exploding casseroles in the microwave!! XD
Posted 2 October, 2025.
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18 people found this review helpful
42.4 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Absolutely dope game. Incredible atmosphere and beautiful graphics. The graphics are kind of Minecraft-like with everything made out of blocks, but the lighting of all the buildings is absolutely stunning. The soundtrack is top notch, and makes you feel like you are inside a dystopian cyberpunk universe. The story is also very touching and makes you really get close to the characters. The gameplay isn't too involved, so the game is more like a walking simulator, so I would definitely recommend this game if you are into slow paced, atmospheric games with a great story.
Posted 10 July, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
64.2 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Sick game!! One of the best RPG's I've ever played. The story-line and visual atmosphere is incredibly rich with detail. I like the mechanic of being able to seduce/persuade yourself out of certain situations. The game-play is pretty fluid too. Being sneaky with the katana is awesome! Or using your vampire powers to turn into a warewolf and go absolutely HAM on some mofos.

Without the patch, this game is practically unplayable so I'd highly recommend installing it. I used this one from moddb and it works absolutely stunning! I can run the game on my ultrawide monitor using the patch too, which is definitely sick!!

https://www.moddb.com/mods/vtmb-unofficial-patch/downloads/unofficial-patch-111
Posted 12 March, 2022. Last edited 8 April, 2022.
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26 people found this review helpful
13.7 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Awesome game. Really hard but rewarding once you've played against the same boss lots of times and then win all of the hard work definitely pays off. The graphics are incredible also. Would highly recommend using a controller.
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
139.4 hrs on record (117.0 hrs at review time)
Dope AF
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
88.9 hrs on record (85.6 hrs at review time)
Okay this game is SOOOO addicting.

It takes place in a dystopian universe where corporations rule everything. You play as a character that was previously discharged from the "SEC Death Unit". Your character receives a phone call from a mysterious pig dude called "the handler" and is hired into the cruelty squad as a hit man, who is given missions to take out some of the anti-corporate politicians and other targets.

The art style of the game is very unsettling and even a bit satisfying with lower res poly graphics on characters and an explosion of colors in the environment as if your dude was tripping on acid. The gameplay is very fast paced and you are rewarded for breaking the game in any way. For example, you can get an intestine launcher where you can use intestines as a grappling hook to speedrun levels >_<

Would highly reccomend this game for sure if you are into older game/trippy aesthetics and FPS games
Posted 5 September, 2021. Last edited 25 January, 2025.
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18 people found this review helpful
325.8 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Amazing game. I can play this for hours and hours and never get bored. The game has come a long way since it's initial release on the PS4 and now it is where it should have been on it's release. You could travel to the galactic center and beat the game in around 40 - 100 hours but I think the scale of this game is incredible. There are 255 entire galaxies to explore, which totals more than 18 quintillion planets / moons. It would take you nearly 585 BILLION YEARS real time to explore them all, which is incredible.
Posted 1 March, 2021.
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25 people found this review helpful
18.9 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
I had to get this game on Steam to re-live my childhood. Dangerously addictive game with catchy music and gets very hard at the last few levels. Requires 99% of your brainpower on Adventure levels 8+
Posted 30 January, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
34.9 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Absolute gem of a game! Do not play this game if you do not have a lot of patience lol. The levels take a bit of setting up to execute properly. The voxel based graphics and physics are incredible and really add to the immersion and atmosphere of the game. The campaign is very fun and straightforward and you are basically getting paid to tear ♥♥♥♥ up. How awesome is that? Would highly recommenced 10/10
Posted 22 January, 2021. Last edited 30 April, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Dope AF
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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