A Struggling Arby's Location's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 3:43pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 7:53pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 3:04pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 5:28pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:39pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 7:55pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 11:54pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 8:22pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 5:42pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 7:13pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 8:13pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 12:46am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 5:49pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 3:30pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 8:20pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 1:35am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 8:30pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 2:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 1:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 11:15am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 10:31am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 5:48pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 12:07am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 8:16pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 11:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 2:37pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 8:40pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 10:54am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 2:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 3:39pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 12:03am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 5:48pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 2:19am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 10:57am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 11:47pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 5:08am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 11:01pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 12:48am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 8:24am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 9:56pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 3:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 7:40am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 3:43am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 8:03pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 10:20pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 3:44am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 5:36pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 9:04pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 3:18pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

17 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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