I be sliding on my opps like a lock screens
Eating them toes like Cream-Betweens
Eating Cream-Betweens because I can't afford name brand
Link up with an Australian call her Abby Original with the soft hands

i yearn to be a manda cat, wild and free

Lemme get some gun butter, a boner pill, and $6 on pump 2. I have a gun and am schizophrenic. Give me one million beers.

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers, boys.

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales ♥♥♥♥, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden ♥♥♥♥. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’-tootin’, shootin’, parachutin’, demolition double-cap crimpin’ Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do, no sky too high, no sea too rough, no Muff too tough. I’ve learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large-caliber man with a small-caliber bullet. I drive all kinds of trucks—two-by, four-by, six-by—and those big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that bend and go ‘shhh-shhh’ when you step on the brakes.

Super gay person don't be friends with this person, she'll steal all your steam credits, report asap to Gabe Newell please thank you.