Author: Unknown, first found in an abandoned shack in Upper New York State circa 1959.

An excerpt from page 4:
"Here’s what you need for a happy, safe, and family friendly duck hunting trip:
1. High caliber rifles.
2. A lot of ammunition (preferably hollow point rounds).
3. Grenades.
5. Provisions.
6. A chainsaw.
7. Aerobic tapes to keep you limber (DON'T FORGET YOUR PORTABLE VHS PLAYER!).
8. Drugs (of any kind uppers, downers, screamers, etc.)

(Childish Scribbling of a duck riding on a bipedal automaton with lasers shooting out of its eyes)"

Disclaimer: This reading material is out of print, remaining copies have yet to be tracked.