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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:13pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:28pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:09pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 7:54pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:30pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:35pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 1:31pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 6:30pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:49am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 5:27pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 4:56pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 3:14pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 2:27pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 6:11pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 6:05pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:44pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 7:09pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 7:01pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 4:17pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:20pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 4:18pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:44pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:10pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:18pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 4:18pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:47am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:50pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 10:55am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 4:59pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:22pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:41am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:27pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:44pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 4:19pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:37pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:58pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:50am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:38pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 11:35am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 3:06pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 5:26pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 5:31pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 1:57pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 4:46pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 6:29pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:53pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:39pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:33pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 2:49pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 5:17pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 6:17pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 3:15pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 4:17pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 2:01pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:18pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 5:06pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 4:36pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 5:05pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 2:34pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 1:52pm



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4,145 / 5,000

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 10
+7

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