Let me explain to you.

I was born in 1601.

I’m a vampire.

I’ve been around forever.

I’ve met many Marty Mausers over the centuries.

Some of them crossed me, some weren’t straight.

They weren’t honest.

And those are the ones that are still here.

You go out and win that game, you’re gonna be here forever too.

And you’ll never be happy.

You will never be happy.

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I will unban you one day...

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