This bloke plays CS2 like he's being paid by the enemy team. Every round starts with confidence and ends with him spectating while explaining how everyone else made the mistake. He's got the awareness of a garden gnome and the aim of someone trying to play with oven mitts on. If there was a world championship for whiffing entire magazines at point-blank range, he'd have a trophy cabinet.
After seeing the photo he sent me, everything made sense. At 5'2" and 250kg, he's built like a competitive fridge. When he says he's "holding an angle", he's usually just catching his breath. NASA considered using him to test gravitational anomalies after discovering his gaming chair had developed its own orbit. The most impressive thing about him isn't his CS2 rank, it's the fact his desk is still standing. 😂

big time asian waller

Of course you party up with a german jew, typical prison colonist <3

+rep generic wannabe goober

-rep plays cs in a square