Recent reviews by 🌴𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙊🌴

Absolute Cinema

"System Shock 2 (1999) will be delisted from PC platforms on October 10, 2025."

Shame on the publisher, shame! Such ♥♥♥♥♥♥ practices are simply bad for (legally) preserving older games.

>Be me.
>Huge MGS fan.
>OG Snake Eater for PS2 is my all time favorite
video game. I had spent countless of hours playing it
in between 2004-2005.
>MGS Delta hype is real, and even I can't escape it.
>I'm pre-ordering it.
>Gameplay performance tests leaked early and
game is huge UE5 slop with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ performance.
>I don't feel like buying RTX 5090 for one game alone just so
I can get this slop running at 60 FPS.
>Refunds pre-order successfully.
>2 days after launch day IRL friend gifts me on Steam this slop
of a video game.
>He says "I though you would love to play that
one since OG game was your favorite"
>I can't bring myself to tell him to "♥♥♥♥ off, I don't want it",
and thus I accept the gift.
>MGS Delta is again in my possession.
>The fate wants me to relive my nostalgia
and there's no escaping it.

What a thrill.
Edit:
Ladder climbing is still top notch.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3559130738

While most of reviews in here will tell you in details the pros/cons or how "good" this game is, my review won't dwell into that rabbit hole. No.

Instead, I'm going to drop the (obvious) truth bomb of what this game really is. It's a gooning simulator.

And I like to goon to The Priestess as much as the rest of y'all.

The immersion from the ladder climbing sequence alone puts most of modern triple A games to shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgaYe4ZYYyY

It's pure kino.

When Overwatch first came out, it was THE sought after phenomenon among other video games at that time. Sadly, ALOT has changed since then, and the current Overwatch is no longer that video game anymore.

Blizzard's sheer incompetence, uncontrollable greed and reckless ignorance have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUINED this game completely. Broken/unbalanced competitive mode, forced DEI politics and FOMO micro-transaction business model is what Overwatch offers now... It's just depressing.

And seriously.. If it wasn't for rule 34 stuff this game would have died ages ago.
Anyway.. Here are my fav Overwatch waifus:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3588228314
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3588228777
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3588240221

Shadowheart is the best girl.

Average 2020s game with repetitive gameplay. It's a shame tho considering it has superb aesthetics and atmosphere.

Basically a copy paste (with minor improvements) of Far Cry 3 which is quite solid game in its own right, except Kyrat aesthetics and environment are way better than Rook Islands'. Pagan Min has also made the game more intriguing for me. Yes, he's a dictator, yes he's ruthless and yes he's insane. But is he really? Spoiler free answer: He is, but also isn't. That's the best twist this game had to offer. And because of that I will always prefer Far Cry 4 over 3.

Somewhat a relaxing game.. Until I start to get seizures from game's visual FX... It's a minor setback tho! because surfing to your favorite music is still lit.