+rep. best teammate. thanks for the game

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The scariest moment in my time living with Paals was after stream, when Paals would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing.

I do not practice gymnastics or anything of this nature. I partake in the sport of fencing and fencing only. Fencing is a dangerous sport and I am its most dangerous parcipitant. 🤺

Ghosts are real and I know this because I have proof. When I was eight years old my uncle was visiting and he and I had to share a room. I woke up in the middle of the night and I had something covering my face and dribbling down my chin. Since I'd seen every episode of The Real Ghostbusters I immediately knew it was ectoplasm.

I then woke up my uncle only to discover the pesky poltergeist had pulled his pants off of him while he slept. I explained what had happened and his eyes got really wide. He said "It's not what you think." I said "I think it's a ghost" and he said "Never mind, it is what you think." He then said we shouldn't tell my parents what happened because he didn't want them to get scared.

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Cancerman: Nothing vanishes without a trace... Burn it!

"The X-Files: Anasazi"

(Scully is found alive but in a coma, and Mulder must fight to
save her life)

Mulder: (by Scully's bedside in hospital where she is lying
unconscious) I don't know if me being here will help
bring you back, but I'm here.

"The X-Files: One Breath"
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