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Recent reviews by Pootez

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
45.4 hrs on record
Topp
Posted 14 November, 2025.
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14.5 hrs on record
I need a Boro programming duck, for fixing emotional bugs.
Posted 30 March, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
12.8 hrs on record
Playing this game if you don't have allergies is stolen valor. Still do it though.
Posted 28 October, 2024.
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30.0 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
I refused to upgrade my car parts because I ran out of the decal I was using.
Luckily, 80% of my car (and myself) was disintegrated! 👍
Posted 2 October, 2024. Last edited 16 March, 2025.
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14.1 hrs on record
English or spanish?
Posted 6 July, 2024.
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3.3 hrs on record
Who doesn't love trees?
Posted 4 December, 2023. Last edited 4 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
2,317.4 hrs on record (2,151.3 hrs at review time)
All my bases play constant jazz.
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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11.1 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
What is 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel?

No, I'm asking. This is not it. BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ CLEARLY ONLY HAS 4 DIMENSIONS. X, Y, MULTIVERSE, TIMETRAVEL. THE TITLE IS LITERALLY CONTRADICTING ITSELF AND IS CLEARLY A ILLEGITIMATE CLAIM. FALSE ADVERTISMENT. What's the fifth dimension you ask? TIME. REGULAR PASSING TIME. That's right. Time. THEY CONSIDER REGULAR CHESS AS A 3D GAME?

Good game though. Great fun. Cool mechanics.
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,165.5 hrs on record (171.4 hrs at review time)
Currently in a game. One survivor got stuck inside the locker, the other got in said locker. I cannot get kill either of them, there is no end in sight. Any second he could make his move. I must be ready, I must win.
Posted 4 August, 2022.
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