Recent reviews by Mary Virgin

BUY AT DISCOUNT SALE GET 100% ACHIEVEMENTS, 3 TRADING CARDS. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN THE GAME REALLY STILL GIVING NEGATIVE VOTE. WHY?

The game is same format as all others Pixel Puzzles: Japan, Undead, Birds, Anime, Animals. I do not expect anything new really. BUT REALLY IT NOW IRRITATES ME THE PUZZLES WITH 220 PIECES, 340 PIECES ETC. Its not fun way to spend time, or exciting. Its SUPER BORING, pain for wrists, fingers, eyes, mind and tremendous waste of time. Not even kids play such games these days if you give them 300 or 200 piece Jigsaw puzzles. Any Jigsaw puzzle you play excess of 80 pieces is a tremendous waste of time frankly! It means either you have too much free time with nothing else to do, or no good engaging games in library to play! Buy such games only when at minimum 75% discount! I did not mind the series before but now it really irritates me the bigger puzzles. Especially when large parts of background are dark with same dark color pallete and you cannot make out one piece from another one. The pieces basically look the same, even with the picture, you have no idea where it goes! It really strains the eyes.

ADVICE TO DEVELOPERS: Do not make people waste so much time on Jigsaws needing 200-300-500-1000 pieces they are just too irritating. This isn't gameplay. Dragging pieces around the board till the auto fit on those 200-300-500+ piece puzzles is not engaging. Its sheer frustration. Learn from the new Hentai games. Make it shorter, fun, faster at least. Or add powers skills to have automation. The reason I did not bother to play Ultimate Series DLC games is you guys added more punishment with 400-600-800-1000 piece puzzles. Please research what fun in games means. I regret buying many of those DLC packs since playing them no longer interest me.

Its a good Visual Novel + Dating Simulator Rom Com. I would recommend buy it at sale. I must confess I played this game after seeing someone having all achievements in 1.6 hours. I thought it would be an easy fast run to a perfect game. Boy was I wrong! A Neo-feminist witch named Aadara has cursed 5 boys to be animals - A Dog, Cat, Hamster, Bear, Duck and so on. 4 of them are sexy hunks. Edmund is a Prince from past, over 100 years ago. Charlie a Financial techno geek turned to animal 1 year ago. Kyle used to be an Asian origin rebel punk 30 years ago. he still is but time has moved past him. They only had one thing in common They either pissed Aadara off in personal behavour or were perceived as sexist by her. Lucy, a college studying intern with a doctor comes across all 5 and they return to human form coming in contact with her. However this is temporary as they will be back to being animals soon. The Story takes 5 paths where Lucy must choose one guy and this creates a separate romantic dating track, before they again finally get together to confront Aadara to free the guys from the curse permanently. This leads to 7 endings where she either pairs up as a couple with one of the 5 guys or is left alone moving on while coming to terms with the crazy events talking to her best friend Katy.

The story had potential. There is little of romance and dating actually. There is more of the guys renting an apartment and coming to terms with their ordeal trapped as animals as they sympathize, fight, bicker, argue with and accept each other. Some dialogues are funny, some arguments witty. Like Prince Edmund supports Monarchy, and he cannot believe Internet exists that one can find all the world in a PC. Or Kyle who cannot believe films can be downloaded virtually from air now. The romantic choice based detour lasts barely one chapter. Its rushed and brief. There are too many dialogues to read, Not fun for people with reading glasses. Of all guys, Kyle who was a cat had most strongest and darkest backstory. A critical ending with him is marked as 'Canon' ending. Rest guys story was not handled with that much depth.

My personal observation is Multiple Endings and sub-plots based on choice is fine. BUT Achievements should be kept generic and not assigned to some choices that divert or can be missed. Replaying a lengthy text based Visual Novel is not everyone's cup of tea. The art was nice. The game is either too long [in terms of characters and choices] or too short [Relationships between so many people cannot be crammed in one episode]. The game should have been fleshed out a little more in depth and maybe should have been done in 2 shorter parts not exceeding 2 hours. I liked the debates between the guys, but overall the game did not move me much like Fox Hime series. I guess some people did get moved. Personally I thought the game was OK lacking soul. At least the game did not have the girl gasping in sexual orgasmic moan when laughing or talking like many of those other games.

Most achievements are unmissable BUT I hate the fact that some are triggered by choices you make. You can check an achievement Guide to know which are standard and which are optionally unlocked. The game allows many save slots so my suggestion is watch out for these Checkpoints I list below and save them so you can revisit it and unlock alternate Achievements if you miss any. It beats re-playing full game. I lack patience to replay lengthy VNs. I actually wish Visual Novels with Multiple Endings should have some standard achievements not choice based. A checkpoint in this game is when you get options on screen and you choose an event or dialogue reaction. These choices trigger some achievements or you miss some So here goes:
1. When they go to Zoo to Free Charlie, a bear. Frankie must lie he is not afraid for achievement: Threw Frankie Under The Bus
2. When Lucy goes on and on about signing note with incorrect 'Thank' [instead of Thank You] it comes to choice 'Fix It [No Achievement] and Leave as is triggers achievement Additional Thanks Pending.
3. Alone Time chapter where you choose to go out with a guy - save choices screen. Choose Miguel, go grocery Store for: No Dinner 'Til Brooklyn
4. You must avoid Kyle chapter when choosing a guy to unlock Learned The Truth The Hard Way you need avoid allowing them to confess their dark pasts earlier. When confronting Aadara in Last Chapter, SPOILER ALERT: Not running off with Spell book leads to less exciting finish but learnt Truth Hard way Achievement (Depends on if you Forgive Kyle or Don't, Wish to be with him or Don't. one of those)
5. You get this achievement Learned The Truth The Easy Way when they open up to you about their wrongdoings before climax. I found going Kyle's way unlocked it when he opened up.
6. When Edmund insists you take a side in Anarchy vs Monarch debate against Kyle, save checkpoint and take turns choosing both options each choice unlocks an Achievement but does not change story flow at all.
7. There comes a choice Deal (No Achievement) or No Deal See? When 2 boys argue in apartment later. No deal see? Unlocks See?
8. Truth or Dare in Bathtub. Save from first checkpoint to Replay. Play Dare with Miguel & Frankie, ask them [when prompted] to remove their shorts. This gets a different achievement. Or choose Truth all along that goes against Kyle asking for Dare everytime and getting to Ha Ha Fck You Kyle Achievement. Accept all beers offered at any point both ways to get another achievement Party Girl
9. When they first email Aadara, Save checkpoints on which boy's suggestions you need to club an email message. Ones not hinting at any personal anger or frustration of the boys is best. A confusing set of statements joined from boys suggestions needed to Confuse Aadara for an achievement. Replay suggestions till you unlock Not Sure How To Respond.
10. Agree with Charlie in a debate that Piracy is wrong. That triggers an optional achievement. Supporting Piracy gives no achievement.
These are the Key points where Optional Achievements kick in. I REPEAT AGAIN A VISUAL NOVEL ENEDS PATIENCE AND IS NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA!

CARD FARMERS JUST PLAY THE GAME AS FARMING WILL TAKE 10 HOURS. You may actually end the game earlier. Achievement Hunters sorry but even with an auto mouse clicker, you won't get 100% easy due to choices and paths [You will get 100% BUT not as easy as some VNs these days]. You will need grind 3-5 hours with story and choices.

OK! I am changing review from Negative to Positive!
THIS GAME WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FUN IF IT ALLOWED YOU TO KEEP AND USE ALL WEAPONS IN HORDE AND SURVIVAL MODES! Too bad you can keep only one and need drop rest!

The game is pretty fun! Actually less complex games always are more fun if they don't stress you. Here killing hordes of Dinosaurs using different weapons does addict you a bit! The weapons are nice and Achievements are easy! 1080 of them too for Achievement Hunters. May need couple of hours maximum to achieve. You can unlock 1079 in any Horde or Survival mode map littered with multiple weapons. The one remaining Get out Of Jared Tice will unlock playing Campaign mode first 2 levels. Campaign mode is monotonous. You are in a park, keep picking weapons and kill Dinosaurs hunting Deers. Usually a mixture of small ones with one big in between. Levels keep getting bigger in size. Need see if levels ahead offer more challenge? I enjoyed the Horde/Survival mode best.

And there are Trading cards! Its obvious the developers have not taken the game seriously and the description of Achievements says it all! There is also an Achievement: ALL DEVELOPERS SUCK that calls developers bad! As also THE NUMBER OF ACHIEVEMENTS IN THIS GAME ARE INSANE! There are random Alphabet Achievements that seem to be mocking many cheap games with such Achievements meant only for such perfect game counts and cards. Still a better game than many cheap rubbish games out there catering to Cards and Achievements segment. At least this game is FUN once you get used to it. The game could have been a real good one had developers put some more thought to it not cramming it with multiple modes that need a huge active Multiplayer base. Someone like Croteam making Serious Sam games could have made this a top game in the genre of mindless shoot what Moves shooters.

Graphics is OK. Dated but OK. Controls can feel slow at times but do not hinder movement. Optimization could have been better but you can lower settings and get around it. I just don't get how between 2 rounds suddenly night comes and you cant see anything in some maps. It strains eyes lot, in flashlight mode. Buy it cheap at sale! You wont regret it then

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My earlier response was negative and harsh and here is why because I encountered a game breaking bug right at start! For the first time I tried a badly reviewed game and I ALMOST really regretted it. The game SEEMED Incredibly broken and bugged. I started straight in a Survival against Hordes round in Jungle and after 15 tries I have a bad game crash after every 1 or 2 kills. How can you play a game that refuses to work even 1 minute? Seems one Assault Rifle I picked up that spawns at start in progression as you use weapons is Bugged and caused crash rest guns were fine. So avoid it in Horde or Survival mode, use only till better weapon is available. Rocket launcher, Bazookas with Grenades was ultra Cool! You can work around some bugged aspects once you find out what causes it and avoid use of such items. Starting a Multiplayer round does not work as after entering username I get stuck with no mouse movement detected. Multiplayer is dead otherwise.

I THOUGHT NO! I do not have a bad 'PC'. I have a PC well above recommended settings that has run Serious Sam BFE, Arkham Asylum, Batman Telltale, Sniper Elite 2 and Borderlands smoothly. So people need stop defending a poor product praising it by saying those who complain have bad PCs. That was my reaction to the Assault Rifle bug that caused non stop crash. JUST buy it cheap at sale! You wont regret it then

YOU KNOW A GAME IS A JOKE WHEN THERE ARE 25 ACHIEVEMENTS FULL OF VARIOUS CHAT EMOJI FACES EXPLAINING MAKING FUN OF YOUR MOODS. YOU REALIZE OUTRIGHT THERE IS NO STORY IN THERE.
1] Install game.
2] Start Game
3] Click buttons specified in Intro text. X, Z, Spacebars, ESC, Shift, Arrow keys whatever...
4] Nothing works
5] Some random dialogues, attacks, sound effects happen. You end in new locations You are on auto pilot like Uriel's Chasm.
6] Close game after 5 minutes wondering what you are supposed to do seeing 0 Achievements unlocked.
7] The moment you quit game window, all 25 Emojis spring to life and Achievements unlocked.

ACTUALLY YOU NEED NOT DO ANYTHING AFTER STARTING GAME JUST FINISH SOME WORK AND CLOSE GAME AFTER A FEW MINUTES FOR 100% ACHIEVEMENTS YOU HUNTERS.

SO:
1] Buy it for game collection cheap at sale $0.30 - $0.50
2] Buy it for easy 25 Achievements 100% doing nothing in 5 minutes.
3] Buy it for 3 Trading cards at sale and sell them to recover 50-70% money. Game becomes super cheap.
4] Enjoy the joke.

OK Good things:
1] Cheap at sale $0.30 - $ 0.50
2] 4 Trading Cards
3] 104 Achievements easy 100% for Achievement Hunters.
4] Free 18+ DLC:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1114100/Miss_Neko__Free_18_DLC/

Gameplay: The game has 3 sections.
Part 1: There are 15 puzzles involving Swapping tiles Jigsaws. Starting with 16 pieces in first puzzle and ends in 80 pieces in 15th last one. Mostly easy if you spend time couple of hours. OR Press T and solved in a second. Take your pick. This unlocks half of achievements per character.
Part 2: Completed puzzle sets off 3 hand icon buttons at screen bottom center and you have Rock, Scissors, Paper mode Mini Challenge unlocked. Click each one after other and you get 3 Results: Win, Draw, Lose. You need 2 wins to clear this round. BUT after that do not move to next puzzle. This unlocks First Time and Beat Character Achievements. Click Reset at bottom left side and attempt this Win-Draw-Lose mode again. You need repeat this format and get 2 random Wins again, to unlock One round one win or lose(draw) repeatedly Achievement. So this Mode needs at least 2-3 tries till you get all per character achievements. For some strange reason when you click the buttons, the girls moan in sexual orgasmic pleasure. The Hand graphic also appears on screen at times over private parts of characters unintentionally making you wonder if a virtual orgy is on! Anyways This will unlock all 6 achievements per character. Do these at same time as solving jigsaws in first part before moving on to Next puzzle. When you finish the challenge in 2-3 tries, Click Next Button enables at right bottom of screen.
Part 3: Complete all puzzles. Now visit Gallery of artworks and go to any one to unlock Gallery related dozen or more achievements. Also click zoom view + and - for those 2 achievements in gallery or completed puzzles.
These 3 parts will take 20-30 minutes maximum.

Part 4: Puzzles 13, 14 and 15 unlock a different Minigame challenge. You must complete the puzzle in Hard Mode in 7 minutes timer. So 2-4 attempts and use of memory needed for the last 2 achievements Meow's Challenge and Yumi's Challenge related to this. Solve Puzzles 13 and 14 to achieve this. No idea why puzzle 15 has this challenge as no use. This may take upto 40 minutes, an hour or more.
NOTE: The puzzle images for the 2 required Timer Challenges change if you install the 18+ Adult DLC. In only Base game Mode you get Miss Neko Logo Box and a Chinese decorative artwork. DLC replaces same with the female artworks for same. Seems only these 2 Puzzles have no Babe and DLC replaces it with missing Babes.

Gameplay wise it seems better of most of those cheap Hentai games sold mainly for Trading cards segment. You wont get frustrated.

1] Really Cheap at sale.
2] 4 Trading Cards
3] Easy 12 Achievements 100%
4] Gorgeous Gallery of Anime Artworks


Gameplay: Think Classic Arcade brick Breaker games where you control a moving platform only at screen bottom which you move from left to right and a ball bounces off it to smash bricks or blocks above. You must keep moving the platform for it to land and bounce till all bricks destroyed. If ball misses your bouncing platform and falls past your game fails to end. You get bonuses upto 3 lives, if you do not drop ball. OK here you have some colorful tiles to destroy with your bouncing ball to reveal a beautiful Anime Babe artwork which is partially covered. There are 12 artworks or levels. Each artwork finished gives an achievement. So there are 12 achievements. The ball speed is not random, fast or steep. It moves relaxed at steady pace so its easy to control. You may take around 5 - 10 minutes to finish one level.

OR -
1] Just press F and auto finish the level without bothering with the bouncing ball.
2] Finish the whole game in 1 minute instead of 1 hour clicking F!
3] Uninstall and move on to the Next Hentai sale game.

Take your pick!

How to get through a game when you really don't like the game?
WARNING: This game is a HEALTH HAZARD for your wrists, fingers, brains as well as your Mouse. YOU CANNOT HOPE TO BEAT THE GAME ON OWN WITHOUT AN AUTOCLICKER AND SCRIPT! SO BUY AT SALE ONLY FOR TRADING CARDS OR IF YOU CAN GET ALL ACHIEVEMENTS USING A SCRIPT. Achievement Hunters be warned: No easy work here as endless grind without automation scripts external!

This game could have been fun if not so loaded against player and had been shorter in duration of such long monotonous rounds. The game is a clicker set in cowboy westerns. Given away free in countless thousand free keys a day giveaways for the purpose of trading card revenue 4 years ago, with community taking keys to craft badges. Or sell the 3 trading cards grabbing the keys or for card farming! I gifted an unused key to friend Deathifier profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/deathifier
and he completed the game making his own automation script and that encouraged me to play the game to complete achievements using his script. Woah, SING HALLELUJAH!!! I had till then not played it fearing incomplete achievements reported by many as game was too hard randomly.

Gameplay: There are some boxes around the enemy you need take turns to shoot. You have boxes to dodge where enemies shoot. Enemies can guess your boxes far easy, you can't guess theirs fast enough. If you shoot correct box you damage them finally kill them with luck. Same way they kill you. There are 8 enemies including the Boss. You kill each enemy in 3 modes - Easy, Normal, Hard. Rounds with each go on and on. They reset if you are killed, till you kill them. Its a luck based RNG with game luck completely stacked against you as game is random fully and AI is always harder on players. There is no skill set or extra rewards, skills, points for killing harder enemies. Once you defeat all 8 enemies, you enter Notoriety round, unlocked after you kill Boss. Click Trophy button from Character Menu to play this mode. In this mode game pits you against the 8 enemies in random order and the default mode is Hard. You need to win 67 such fights to unlock the 9 Notoriety Achievements as every win gives you 3 points and you need total 200 to unlock all 9 in order of 10, 25, 50, 75, 100, 125, 150, 175 and 200 points. There is a Multiplayer BUT none in community to play with. Just starting a game in MP gives the only achievement here for it, so done.

Luck based Clicker games should not have either so much difficulty to finish or so much achievements and time needed. Then script should have a condition to randomly grant a luck hit to player as more often then not enemies with one hit from death rebound and kill you instead with one hit, 9/10 times. Sadist script! This one feels like one of those infinite pointless clicker mobile games ported ad hoc to PC. The GUI is most unfriendly. There are no instructions, no demos or tutorials, no information on what one needs do. You cannot return to Menu in the middle of a fight. There is no such option. You kill or get killed or close the app to escape. The information text about enemies is placed on sky with big white cloud so you cannot read what it says in game. It is not given on character choosing menu. The window opens like a mobile phone vertical window also, not fullscreen at all. F12 Screenshot feature is missing.

I used free download mouse clicking autohotkey and this ahk script for same to automate my game over 7 hours to finally get all achievements. The script was set for a game window on PC with 1920x1084 resolution. You may need stop and restart script and game a few times if needed but thats all to it. Here is the Guide made by Deathifier for same I used to beat the game. Do remember the characters and their names and numbers in game and the hot keys needed to play the various difficulty modes for the fights given in guide. The villains have numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8. The Modes have keys A [Easy], S [Normal], D [Hard]. So you need choose character and difficulty and when enter the game in fight use keys accordingly like A1, S1 or D1 for Villain 1. A2, S2 or D2 for villain 2 and so on. Guide Link:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2387125404

Got game free in 2014 and got 3 free Trading card drops. That makes it a + Vote for me. I only hope Steam has not stopped the free cards for anyone taking the episode free to account. As for game I have not played the episode as I don't fancy playing 23 episodes. So cannot help there!

EDIT: Thank God game still drops cards unlike games Steam nowadays gives free, but locking up its cards for most bizzare reasons we have no clue of. Go get it!

FASTEST STEAM GAME I EVER COMPLETED 100% ACHIEVEMENTS IN 30 SECONDS! Sadly cards all won't drop in 30 seconds!

SEEING IT IS BELIEVING IT OH TRUE BELIEVER! I got this game free. couple of years ago, in one those thousands of keys per day Giveaways. Steam stopped those since, made only for selling trading cards. So I finally dared play it seeing 3 Achievements much late. I finished and achieved them in 30 seconds. You may need run / farm it over an hour more to get all trading cards. Buy it only if cheap at sale. Even if game is around less than a dollar. Tons of people got it free to craft badges back then. Its likely useful only to buy cheap for crafting badges.

Game Play:
1. Start Menu Choose Play One Ride
2. Find your spaceship in a box, navigate out of box commit suicide.
3. Find yourself shooting some spaceships or some shape. Shoot it press R
4. Shoot and press R again and again to unlock 500 and 1000 points achievements.
5. Quit game, nothing more to see really!

I got this game Free a couple of years ago on one of those multiple Steam key Free Giveaways that Steam stopped since. Marvelous or some such sites. I grabbed it then for free trading cards. I have now played it and can say:
1] Very easy game. 68 Achievements 100% in 15 minutes.
2] Costs almost a dollar at store. Get it Cheap at sale.
3] 3 Trading Cards.

I can't even call this a game by today's standards. Its like those old 20 year old mobile games where you had to reach from one of maze to another not touching the walls. You have to navigate the ball through a simple maze, collect 3 yellow crystals touching it and then touch the Whitish core. You cannot touch the maze passage wall else retry. Hence up to 5 Retry achievements also where you just mess it in one wrong step and get achievements. If you have a great free hand you can finish game in 5-10 minutes else may need 20-30 minutes retrying. I suggest take a slow deep breathe keeping hand steady and be aware of limits of your mouse pad. Else activate Numpad keys to navigate [8, 4, 2, 6 Arrow Numbered keys]. The straight lines will be fast but angled ones may need some patience. Thankfully the mazes are not too complex. I did puzzles 5, 6 and 7 with angles in maze freehand. Don't rush it as it looks too easy just breathe deep. To activate NumPad keys go to Control Panel -> Ease of Access Center -> Change How Your Keyboard Works -> Tick Box Turn on Mouse Keys and the 8, 4, 2, 6 Number keys will work same as W, A, S, D keys. That is all!