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i mean; it's skyrim.

steam asked me if i liked this game and would i recommend it

yeah sure ig if you like crack, because this game is actual crack.

forget the fact that it's really fun and engaging to build your base to conquer the base game, or the fact that the expansion more than doubles the content in the game, or even the fact that the number of overhaul mods for this game means that you're getting like 10 games in one, no.

the real reason this game has a chokehold on me is because it teaches you software engineering. i'm serious.

I won't elaborate more. go play it for yourself.

this is so woke please give me more woke stuff to drink down i love it

this game is filled with the woke i love it please give me more woke i will eat it up like a lesbian [REDACTED] [REDACTED] doing [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] like Shadowheart and Karlach will [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] along with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] that will [REDACTED] i am.

thank you Larian for making this game, and i cannot wait for more.

its like crack if crack were also abusive and everyone around you who took crack also hated you, and the provider of the crack.

...oh wait.

at least the gunplay is top notch.

10/10 would snake the Allies as France again.

Summary of my life with Planetary Annihilations

>Bought original PA
>Ignored for 1 year
>Saw PA:Titans
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>Bought anyway because loved the few hours I spent on PA
>Ignored until 2017
>Booted up after 2 full years of not playing with a friend and loads of AI
>5 planet system
>1 metal planet. Remember this, important.
>Spawned on small barren planet
>Wiped out all resistance on said planet
>Friend and I establish truce.
>No idea where he is, so start to get paranoid.
>Establish the orbital net
>Colonised Gas Giant
>Building massive amounts of those teleporter titans
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>Campaign going well
>Too well
>Noticed someone charging up the massive metal planet laser
>oshit.gif
>Wipes out other planet with 2 other AI on it
>Immediately panic
>Send entire fleet and army over
>Leave commander in orbit over gas giant
>Defended by a 'honour guard' fleet
>Notice metal planet charging again
>oshit2.gif
>Try to destroy one of the charging arms before it fires
>Almost there
>nope.jpg
>Lost game because gas giant planet blew up
>Still have an army about 3 times the size of my friend's en route to metal planet to ♥♥♥♥ his ♥♥♥♥ up
>Lost game because gas giant planet blew up... With my commander still on it

Solid game. 10/10 would destoy friendships again.

>Saw on YouTube
>Started to tap along to the video
>Bought game because it was itching at me
>Booted up game
>Played first level
>Died immediately
>Repeated about 60+ times in one shot
>Ended with 62.4
>Smashed keyboard
>Bought new keyboard
>Smashed keyboard
>Bought newer keyboard
>Passed level 64.1
>Saw a C grade.
>Repeat another 60+ times
>A+ Grade
>Repeat for levels 64.2 and 64.3

I'm trying to do it for 64.4 but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is this game hard and so worth it.

Whenever someone asks me "What is your favourite RTS of all time?", I splash in their faces this absolute beauty of a game.
Sure, when I first started, I had no clue what to do, but as with every other game, it's a challenge, an adventure, and by god is this game one giant adventure filled with massive armies clashing and nukes exloding left and right. Heck, this game has more explosions than a Michael Bay film. The four, when I say four I really mean 3+1, tech levels in this game need to be brought out at pinpoint moments in the game, if not, you'll just lose since your enemy has more T1 Light Assault Bots than you even though you have five T2 tanks. The best part about this is that everything has been moved to the community since GPG basically died off after SupCom 2. Forged Alliance Forever is the greatest community driven project I have ever seen in my entire life. Mods after mods after mods and a matchmaking system that ACTUALLY WORKS.
Summary of Forged Alliance Forever: Tired of playing ranked matches and losing every single time? Find a lobby with a huge load of mods (or create your own) and fight people in massive wars with stupid, stupid amounts of resources. Tired of THAT? Play the original Forged Alliance Campaign with the same mods! Heck, Forged Alliance Forever even includes the original SupCom campaign (You have to own SupCom 1 first obviously) but with the same improvements, unit additions, improvements and mods that are run and can be run on Forged Alliance forever.

Final Verdict: This has been my most favourite Real-Time-Strategy in the world. Not even Planetary Annihilation can compare to this. Not enough depth I feel. Thus, this game gets a full 10/10 from me. Seriously, if you haven't bought this and downloaded FAF yet, DO IT NOW OR I WILL HATE YOU.
Jk, I don't even know you. But seriously

before i edited this review i had 43.6 hours and was a boy in secondary school.

i'm a woman now.