Recent reviews by Kaitri

i regret... one thing.
that i havent realized earlier i didnt write a review for this game.

me after chapter 2: doubt he'll top this
me after chapter 4: doubt he'll top this

is this one worth 15 euro? no not really. if you have to pick between one of the two, get the multiverse of nonsense, it feels like 75% bigger than this one.

it also has a "story" which the main game and this dlc dont (i saw some people complain about this so i thought i'd mention)

now with this out of the way and me thinking this would be better priced at 8-10 euro, i love this game to bits and i dont regret buying the dlc on release.

its a fun dlc, im a sucker for deserts and exploration and it has the average silly stuff you expect.

overall: i recommend this dlc at full price if youre a super serious goat sim fan. otherwise wait for a sale or get the first dlc.
still i enjoyed it.

lets be honest.
the game is kinda fun for what it is right now.

the problem was
1. the game was starved for content
2. now we got new content and the game is absolutely broken. its literally unplayable.

you crash every 5min. parties bug out, objectives done together dont count or the challenge softlocks the entire party.

there has been 0 communication on the dev side about anything.
the game is currently LITERALLY!!! unplayable.

and all they seem to care about is add isaac clarke for 37 euro.
which is just such a kick in the balls.

as fun as the game CAN BE, its currently pure frustration and unplayable.

this is what you'd call an EA product.


edit on the 22.10.2025 (or 10.22.2025 in freedom units)
the new halloween update is live and... the game randomly closing, party challenges not counting etc has neither been acknowledged nor fixed.

.,|,. just kill this game off already and focus on battlefield 6 ea, it'll happen anyways

as of version 1.0 the full release i can tell you: the "full" release was sadly rushed.
this game is still in early access with many of its old issues not being adressed.

the 2 most frustrating being exp not scaled, every "transaction" is worth 5 exp, no matter if the customer buys 1 product or 20. this gets frustrating the higher you go as levels require more and more exp. you can go several ingame days and through your entire stock without getting a level up, and im only in the mid 20's of levels.

the other being restockers still being bugged. their settings dont matter, free racks dont matter, they will break forcing you to save and reload.


and the BIGGEST issue in my opinion: why buy licenses to unlock more products? there is no real benefit to it. all that happens is you have even more to micro manage, every new license, instead of feeling rewarding, feels more punishing.
they dont give you better money, they dont give you more exp, they literally only require more micromanagement.
there is SOME products that overall sell for more, but these arent locked to "high level licenses" they just randomly appear.

as of right now: the dev rushed this game to version 1.0 when it clearly is still in early access.
major issues have not been fixed
overall: dont buy. wait for more updates.

Gave my Dealer weed to sell.
Dealer walks into a car.
Dealer falls over.
Dealer starts to attack me with a knife.
I run away.
Dealer calls the police on me.

10/10 would play again.

In my humble opinion, there really isnt a lot to this game. one of the achievements itself even is "beat the game in under 30 minutes" which isnt that hard to do.
im sorry to say this, but flash games had more DEPTH (literally) to them than this game.

thats sadly all i can say. its just not very interesting.

the one thing i am curious about is the out of bounds stuff. as you can dig outside your own house (seen by throwing tnt over your fence) but getting across the invis wall will take people some time. still im curious

when markiplier brings you to a horror game, you know its good.
wishlist this stuff and support the dev! right now!!!
DO IT WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR; YOUR DAD TO COME HOME WITH THE MILK!?

this game takes the first one, makes the world not several seperate loading zones, makes it way bigger and also adds silly missions.
several equipment with abilities.
online multiplayer

its hilarious and if you want a goofy silly experience i can only recommend it, solo or with friends.

the only negative thing i have to say is: every special ability is still bound to the F key. that was a problem in the first game aswell. you wanna have certain abilities equipped, but not use ALL of them at once.

its not a game. if you click the banana or not, it doesnt change anything. people have this open in the background to win inventory items which they can sell.
95 hours and i only got 1 cent items.
so make of that what you will, but honestly this game is prob an attempt at scamming or something. the devs sell the rare banana items themselves to make cash.

still a scam btw.