前年结婚，去年10月生日，我老婆知道我喜欢奔驰e300，用自己存了五年的工资，加上彩礼钱，嫁妆钱，花了48万给我买下来了，当时也是晚上我们一家人出去散步，我看到小区楼下停了一辆新奔驰，还没上牌，当时就羡慕了，我老婆问我好看不，我说好看，要是有生之年还能开上，我就带着你和宝宝一起开着这车大晚上放着歌天天兜风，我老婆就抱着闺女拿出钥匙笑着对我说那今晚就开始吧，周围的邻居朋友当时就跟着起哄了，我当时脑子直接懵了，反应过来之后我却很快就冷静下来，甚至没有任何惊喜，有的只是悲哀，因为这是我编的……

哈基米哦南北绿豆🤔
哈洗嘎纳哈呀库😱
欧妈吉里叮咚鸡🥰
叮咚叮咚哈基米🤓
大狗一段带一段😎
漫波越打越难捋🤪
哈呀酷哦哈基米🙄
漫波基米带段一😈

i love you daddy

Doomooo domooooo domooooo c:

i didnt ♥♥♥♥ my cat. i didnt ♥♥♥ on my cat. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

Likes drinking maple syrup by the gallon. Has dog. Irl is a well-rounded individual. Keeps stealing my kills as support tho >:(