Species: Fox && Opossum
IQ; 80 (85 on Adderall)
Gender: None
Sexuality: All
Cultist: Yes
Weapon Of Choice: Speaking Softly
Cigarette: American Spirit Yellow
Number Of Vaccines Injected: 47
40oz of Choice: Olde English 800
Hobbies: Making animal noises
Job Title: N/A

• All Forms of Entropy
• Occam's Razor
• Hanlon's Razor
• "One must imagine Sisyphus happy."
• Ship of Theseus
• Observer Effect / "Schrödinger's cat"
• Murphy's Law
• "The road to hell is paved with good intentions"
• Sod's Law
• The Peter Principle
• Paradox of Free Choice
• Slippery Slopes
• "Belling the Cat"
• Pissing Contests
• Survivorship Bias
• "Catch-22"
• Cognitive Distortion
• "Moving the goalposts"
• Streisand Effect
• Hitchen's Razor
• Rubbernecking
• Straw Man Fallacy
• "This too shall pass"
• Worst-case Scenario
• "The Milkmaid and Her Pail"
• Laws of Infernal Dynamics