ApocRNG's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:32pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:38pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:42pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:30pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:11pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:03pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:00pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:04pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 7:06pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 7:46pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 12:46am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:37pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:59pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:52am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 12:36pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 6:59pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:56pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 2:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:57pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:20pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:15pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 7:42pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:35pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:54am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 2:32pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 8:42am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:26pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:07pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 8:13pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:12am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:20am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 4:10am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:06am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 8:02pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:47am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 5:21am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 4:04am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:45pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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