Recent reviews by ☠ Jordan ☠

As a captain myself, I can confirm that this is a good game. I love the artstyle, the gameplay, the music,. and above all else I love the level design. Great work on this one guys!

I initially installed this game a couple years ago just to make a friend happy. Then a year later I actually gave it a shot. There is fan service yes but there is also an amazing story with fantastic characters. I would love to say more but I'm too busy looking at my amazing live 2D of LTLX 7000 in her Beguiling Chips skin.

Guilty Gear lite for people who don't like actual Guilty Gear.

However, I will say the Cyberpunk crossover is a nice touch.

Ugly as sin.

My friends always DM me saying "What are you a woman?" whenever I launch it.

It's peak.

(I plan to add more later but dropping a positive for now)

Hot buggy garbage compared to the rest of the titles in the PK franchise. Honestly, you can skip this one, unless you are a masochist like myself who has to complete everything. :/

My favorite part was all the creative ways I got to kill Isobel and do what Ketheric should have done as her father long ago. Telekinesis off the camp, stab in the back, etc. was funny as hell. Just make sure you don't have Jaheira in your party yet if you want to fully get away with it.

I'm focusing solely on story in this review. I avoided spoilers.

For the parts that I could tolerate so far in this expansion, the primary focus is this boring, bland, and not even appealing-to-look-at character whose voice feels like someone took a dentist drill to my ears. Everything in this character's story is predictable and honestly fits into your average old Tumblr (yeah, going way back) fanfiction writer with daddy issues. I've barely begun the expansion and am being told, "she grows on you," but the further I progress, it's more like a bloody tumor than a quirky bipedal cat creature.

I see attempts at counterarguments being "You are just mad that your character is not the main focus or main character blah blah blah blah blah," which puzzles me. Even in Stormblood, you weren't sidelined when a lot of the focus was on Lyse. I don't understand this terrible attempt at a counterpoint. One of the reasons I hated WoW was that your character was pretty much nameless; in cutscenes, you weren't even there. You were part of "a group of adventurers." What drew me to Final Fantasy was that the character you created was a focal point of the world. I didn't feel like I was just playing an MMO.

With this expansion, I have the same feeling that I had when I played WoW. Your character is being relegated to support in a subpar story for an awful character whose terrible VA cannot display emotion outside of sadness and crying properly while doing a fake accent.

(Seriously, listen to when the character tries to display "Anger"; I honestly thought I was listening to ARR voice acting for a bit there.)

Why wouldn't I want this character that is my character in an RPG, "ahem," let me say that again, an RPG, to be part of the main focal point of the story? That's all I got for now; it's just so boring storywise and lacks any of the same wonder that post-ARR expansions had. It's not just because it's an entirely new arc; it's genuinely bad, in my opinion.

Side Note: There is nothing in this expansion that fits into, ugh, the blanket word that essentially means nothing, "woke." The character who is the main focus is just insufferable. I shouldn't have to state this, but with anything that's popular, that stupidity crops up every time.

I also shouldn't have to state this either, but this is just my opinion; hence why I used the word "I" a lot in this review. Shocker, right?

Same thing as everyone else.

Censored.