YEAH

Carson the first invented toilet paper. One time, he was stranded in the desert because his piece of ♥♥♥♥ 1978 oldsmobile garbageframe with a 6.9L engine seized on the xantham gum-based head gaskets, causing the engine to turn into a pipe bomb. This propelled the engine, in small pieces, in all directions. The surrounding trees were shredded so finely, that 25,456 years later, carson's great-great-GRATE mentally incapacitated son was able to sustain his poor self on the remaining shreds of his ancestor's vast success. A beautiful end, like a candle burning itself out through a single light.

Ranch the second will rise from the dead. In his Dilled grace, he shall invade the landscape with his seasoning. May it proliferate and permeate the lands for generations to come.

i remember grinding apples on trees just to get the juice.... good times.

What's up dude

I WATCHED THIS MAN KILL 2 INDONESIANS WITH HIS BARE HANDS