Recent reviews by Tokashi Jones

My buddy boosts me up on this tall ledge. I turn around to help him too but he's already climbing up on his own as if it's no big deal. It's like I'm just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's following him around getting in his way but he can't say ♥♥♥♥ about it because he promised my mom that he'll be nice to me and let me hang out with him and his friends.

They think I'm stupid. They tell me exactly what to do every step of the way as if I'm not some sort of heavily trained military guy or something.

too many ponies

I don't know what I'm doing and my team is always mad at me, barking orders, telling me what to do with their lingo that i don't understand. If you try to stop and read some of the things, instead of randomly clicking on upgrades and purchases, you run out of time and the bad guys storm in and kill everything.

Makes me feel stress and rage for 30 minutes and then I start feeling dead inside until I inevitably lose.

it's too scary, i can't play this

I like it! Characters were pretty neat, gameplay was pretty satisfying, story was alright, world was aesthetically pleasing,
Partner is a little too trigger happy, ready to execute you at the drop of a hat, no matter how close you get along the way.

good game/10 would play again

I can feel the techno in my bones.

Updates? More like downdates

My heart, it hurts. Making me feel emotions I'm not sure I'm comfortable with feeling. Only made me pee my pants twice.

Every single round is the longest 7 seconds of my life.

On my quest to get drafted, I had to sit through 45 minutes of draft nonsense watching other people get picked. Unskippable.
On the 27th or so pick, I was chosen by the Miami Heat. Yay. I get to play alongside all these overpaid sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Time to choose my Twitter name.
Whoops, I made a typo. At least twitter lets you change it whenever the hell you want.

WOW I GUESS THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE IN THIS GAME. HORRIBLE. VERY UNREALISTIC 0/10 AVOID AT ALL COSTS