I saw Saturn Tiberian at a requisitions in USS Almayer yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my roleplay, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pick up my HMG up front I saw him trying to walk out the airlock with like fifteen HEDP in his hands without asking.
The RO at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you can't have all of those.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the HEDP and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each grenade and put them in a crate and started to say how many points it was, he kept interrupting her by *warcry really loudly.