Exilica

Ben Carlson

Duluth, Minnesota

Born and raised in Duluth, Minnesota. Bedroom producer extraordinaire. Exilica is a man of few words, and fewer syllables. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't take home to mom, for fear that he'd rob her at gunpoint. He probably already has, if you live in the continental United States and some parts of Alaska. The cold, hard streets of Duluth Minnesota will do that to a man. Too many times has he taken shots and busted back, and yet every time he comes away unscathed. He is no stranger to thug shit, gang rape, and train robbery. More than once has he been seen exiting a convenience store, only for that same store to be ablaze moments later. It's safe to say that the only reason he's never arrested is because he's probably already killed all the police in Minnesota. But that's not to say he hasn't been in jail! In fact as I write this on toilet paper I know that within the hour he will be here to spring me. What's that I hear? The thud of heads on concrete?