Evil Garments

Somewhere

Trying to get Somewhere <3 1/2 of Pikanoke Discord : coldpeeps#0420

Comments by Evil Garments

Comment by Evil Garments

My A cups became Double D’s from bounchin to this shit so much

2023-12-28T02:37:06Z

Comment by Evil Garments

This is a bop already

2019-05-30T21:28:49Z

Can't wait for the new Pixar movie where @TedCruz's balls get lost on a crazy anthropomorphic adventure but sadly never find him until the sequel when people in Texas finally realize they've been voting for a Canadian this whole time and replace him with the Walmart yodelling kid

2019-01-27T01:53:43Z

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If we all tweet penis armadas @chrisbrown does that make it a military oper-AH SHIT (_)_)::::::D (_)_):::::D (_)_)::::::D (_)_)::::::D (_)_)

2019-01-27T01:52:31Z

Comment by Evil Garments

Hey guys wanna hear about how much pussy I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat pussy like a pussy vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating pussy with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat pussy. I ate so much pussy once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven and got kicked out for eating all the angel pussy. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that bitch right after. I’m saying don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. Shit. Anyway I couldn’t eat any pussy in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended, sorta like what Scott Baio is doing in this video. Alright fuck all you guys I’m out.

2019-01-27T01:52:13Z