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I was on my deathbed for several months. I was diagnosed with stage 3 lung cancer with little to no chance of recovery. My wife couldn’t bear to stay with me while i was in this condition so she divorced me and left. I got a letter with my hospital mail a few days ago from her saying how she ran off with my best friend and is a new life with him. My job let me go. The medical bills were adding up and the stress was attacking my parents. It seemed like everything was going to shit. Then I saw Amir dropped a single. I immediately started feeling better. A doctor came in my room and revealed my cancer had magically been erased. I was in shock. As I was being discharged from the hospital this gorgeous blonde nurse with an absolute dump truck of an ass said she loved me. Curious as to how much more lucky I could get, I walked to a gas station to buy a lotto ticket. I had won $4 billion. I’m now planning on moving to Miami with my new girl and what feels like endless cash. Thank you Amir.

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