That’s surprised look when you blast her with a solid pint of semen
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The original was posted on /r/comedyheaven by /u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam on 2025-10-04 22:01:44+00:00.
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We're using AI generated women in advertising now? How about I AI generate some interest in your product.
I find it frustrating that even when my brain almost instantly tells me that something is AI generated based on lighting alone, it is usually right, but I can't consciously find any other sign, besides the hands, until I read the comments
The most obvious sign is the dresses inconsistency, its dose not look like the same dress in all three shots and not one is going to pay for multiple costumes for a ad like this.
At first I thought she was just not wearing a bra in the first shot, leading to unflattering cleavage. Then I noticed the sleeve in the second and third shots was different--it is gathered at the wrist in one shot but not the other.
A floatation device of some kind should be kept within arm's reach.
I'd be concerned about any drug that actually increased the volume. That seems like a pretty nasty drug.
Baker’s is crafted from a unique blend of all-natural ingredients like Sunflower, Pumpkin Seed, Pineapple Stem, Maca, Black Seed Oil and Pygeum.
This natural and scientifically validated recipe works to maximize natural volume production and vastly improve taste.
I'll only take it if it's USP certified Semen Enhancer.
Hey, pygeum africanum is no joke. I take a bit daily as part of my supplement routine. I am 50ish and piss like a racehorse still. Semen volume is not a thing I worry about as my semen dispensing nozzle is usually hidden when operating. I like normal sex, I guess.
If that's the face they think a woman makes when you're doing good I feel sorry for their wives.
Solid pint? What, you freeze it first?
"It shot out like a wax dart!"
It went in down below, and lodged in her throat! I was trying to impregnate her, but now she's dead...
Wait... Read the label. "Volume and Flavor Enhancer"!?
It tastes like a pint!
...of bitter.
go-gurt
Are... Are conservative guys really out here thinking women have a passion for taking a 50 cal load to the face?
Based on internet evidence, I would say yes.