jake gyllenhaal and ryan reynolds being in the same movie is weird to me. i don't know why but i feel that their paths shouldn't cross. that's how i feel.

It's fine.

The plot is fine.

The special effects are fine.

The music is fine.

The direction is fine.

The cinematography is fine.

The pacing is fine.

The acting is fine.

The alien is fine.

The deaths are fine.

The beginning is fine.

The middle is fine.

The ending is fine.

It's just, very, fine.

Fine?

Fine.

Life: Hey can I copy your answers I forgot to do the homework!

Alien (1979): Sure man, just make sure it looks different!

*smudges out Alien and writes Life*

i relate to calvin because i was likable when i was younger, im a fast runner and i want to throw myself on top of jake gyllenhaal

i can't believe something named calvin will be the end of the world

just my humble opinion but maybe we should leave space alone. im fine without an alien up my ass thank you very much. i dont want to believe

Damn. Patrick Star really fucked up that space crew.

I am NEVER listening to Calvin Harris again. disgusting.

Is jacob benjamin gyllenhaal capable of bad acting? The answer is and will always be no.

umm... this is NOT the gay romcom I was promised by that press tour?! where was ryan and jake being a cute domestic couple in space? im not having it

anyone named calvin get the fuck away from me

Just wait until they meet Hobbes