It would appear I tripped and fell and somehow all the money ended up in about 27 different bank accounts in hard to spell tax havens with limited extradition. All my resources here are clearly just tied up in corporate assets and I'd happily pay all due taxes after we deduce everything imaginable from them due to cleverly timed purchases of the assets we will be using throughout the next fiscal year.
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I became a trillionaire in less than an hour using this one weird trick (financebros hate him!)
Can i borrow some money? I'll pay you back when im a trillionaire.
Naturally you can have a short term loan (terms and conditions may apply).
I am the IRS, here to repossess your properties
It would appear I tripped and fell and somehow all the money ended up in about 27 different bank accounts in hard to spell tax havens with limited extradition. All my resources here are clearly just tied up in corporate assets and I'd happily pay all due taxes after we deduce everything imaginable from them due to cleverly timed purchases of the assets we will be using throughout the next fiscal year.
played a lot longer than I thought I would
XD
that happens to me too lol
i have so much money
it's out of control, i can't stop, my greed will be my end
Now you know what the capitalists feel like.
telemarketing be like