F.F.O.A.M.
Welcome to the Family Friendly Online Museum, or F.F.O.A.M. for short.
We are a safe space for kids and advertisers alike to be free from CONTROVERSIAL ADULT CONTENT. To view any ADULT CONTENT, we ask all patrons undergo an age assurance test.
Welcome aboard and enjoy getting F.F.O.A.M.ED!
The paid version allows you to draw on the canvases freely.
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Controls: Use the mouse to click on different parts. Make sure to interact with each painting to enjoy the story.
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Art, writing, programming: CJ (illuminesce)
SFX: @mabbees, @coffeevalenbat'sSweet Sounds! Pack
With thanks to the Wikimedia Commons and the Public Domain Image Archive. No AI was used in the making of this piece.
Made in Decker (@internet-janitor).
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the bathroom bit really hit for me, I'm trans and I got so scared when the options were male or female and not men and woman and then it asked for sex verification I was so scared
Some gameplay, a little critique ;)
Black bars everywhere? Absolutely obscene. I am reporting this to my local F.A.C.I.A.L. (Family Art Council Investigations of Art Licentiousness). Prepare to get F.A.C.I.A.L.ed.
Oh no! Getting F.A.C.I.A.L.ed is no joke!!
I must ask three things: How many times do you recommend I should take the FFART?(took me about 10 tries), Would I find anything interesting in the washrooms? & Am I allowed to request arts to be added into the museum?
1. Non-serious answer: as many tries as you feel like you need to F.F.A.R.T. -- Serious answer: it usually takes most people around 10 tries to complete it.
2. Nothing interesting in the washrooms besides a toilet...if they'd actually let you in there without an ID.
3. I am very curious about what art you'd like added! It's my first time getting a request from someone.
so does turning off the light to reveal blood do anything? Any other secrets? :3C
Have you checked the painting when you turn the lights off?
yes, saw the "why" message too. Probably missing something.
Yeeeess passed the FFART test poot poot
:3c
age verification quiz answers below
1. A baby in a pool
2. John Cena
3. To call people
4. Anita Bryant
5. 24... or 25
6. Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
7. Octomore Whiskey
8. John Waters
9. Thomas Hayden
10. It depends on the party.
5. anything but 67 or 69 works (to my knowledge)
Very fun little game, here are my thoughts:
I love the messages on censorship in media. It's definitely overt, but there's still some slightly more subtle ideas that aren't bashing you over the head, like the Gerome painting being included, and the ideas that public works with nudity would be considered very adult. The minimal artstyle brings to mind the notions of "old internet," which fits into the notion of censorship being an outdated concept. A lot of censorship in media is involved with forms of art that are more crude than the paintings here, so seeing these paintings censored in a similar manner is a helpful juxtaposition.
The quiz is the only "gameplay" that this offers, which isn't necessarily a bad thing for a creative work of this nature, but it was a bit annoying having to do the game from the start when I got a question wrong, which of course makes sense in terms of it being a highly flawed form of age verification. I really liked the bathroom bit, a personal grudge for me is the restriction of basic human needs and liberties such as relieving oneself, there should be no amount of anything restricting basic bodily functions.
I definitely think this work is a necessary piece in the modern day, censorship is an idea that I have recently been thinking about, and it's nice to see I'm not the only one considering the issue. I look forward to future work.
I really appreciate you picking up on some of the other subtle touches. That made my day. :)
Thanks for sticking with the F.F.A.R.T. even though I designed it to be annoying.
Thanks for the thanks, and appreciating my appreciation.
love the game's aesthetic and the little quiz.
I passed the age test even if I'm not into Western/American traditional media or whatever the fuck is that i literally live at the other side if the world
I can't pass the age test because i'm not american
same it took me so much brute forcing
Don't worry, even if you are American it's not easy
I didnt fully understand it and im not sure what i think of it, but then again i wasnt really concentrating while playing it
Powerful and straight to the point (some silly touches too). I enjoyed the pen mechanic, I felt like defacing the art myself made the message that much more poignant. 10/10
Thank you so much for playing. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
I have an idea of what a “Tumblr sexyman” is only because younger people brought up The Once-ler in a social media conversation about censorship. I’m… no less confused after passing the F.F.A.R.T.
very evocative, i hope everyone plays this
Thank you for playing!
Interesting.
i failed ffart... it turns out i am not actually 18+ 🐥
No adult content for you! XD
WHAT THE HECK IS FFART DUDE wait how does farting affect ur age
Everyone who farts also ages.
And as you age, it gets easier to pass farts.