Write an article explaining the problems with "event types"

The docs say "There is no dispatch, no payloads, no event types, no giant update function, no networks of state managers, no templating, no special HTML syntax, no magic attributes, no digest cycle, and nothing fancy going on."

For the marketing site, I would like to point to a blog post or static article that is an essay that explains why each of these things is a problem. This issue is to write the article for "event types".